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It's So Damn Cold I Just Farted Snowflakes Notepad

SKU: 54093
Baby, it's cold outside, but the It's So Damn Cold I Just Farted Snowflakes Notepad will make it a little better with its witty humor and festive design. The mini notepad has a red and black buffalo check pattern with the image of a snowman in a cozy polka dot scarf and classic black top hat. It reads, "It's so damn cold outside I just farted snowflakes" in black lettering. This adorable holiday accessory has 50 lined pages and features a magnetic strip that is perfect for hanging on refrigerators all season long. Measures 5.75" high by 4.25" wide and is made in America.
$5.19
Availability: In stock
  • Paper, 50 Sheets
  • 5.75" H x 4.25" W
  • Shrink-wrapped
  • Adhesive backed Magnetic strip
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  • Paper, 50 Sheets
  • 5.75" H x 4.25" W
  • Shrink-wrapped
  • Adhesive backed Magnetic strip
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